Why I’m a cyclist

Look running is not too bad if you dress right but if you dress like the professionals you are doomed to a life of celibacy. Just look at these photos above. The guys running look shit. Lance on the other hand is everything that is cool. In which other sport (Non motorized) can you easily blow R60000 on one piece of equipment? Cycling is excess and there is always new stuff to buy. Those polly shorts that runners wear should be banned worldwide. There is no need to see what we see when those fuckers run.