Random like waking up naked in your garden with your head on a papsak and your car is gone and your best mate is in your house with your girlfriend. That random.
I found myself falling asleep last night while watching Sky News. I am quite fascinated by these murders (I know this sounds strange, but I find it fascinating that no one knows who is committing them) going on in Suffolk. But the real reason I think all (Yes you too, I know you are watching right now) of us watch Sky News is because of Jeremy Thompson. This also sounds strange but hear me now. On the sky website in the one headline they refer to him as “JT” That is rock star! He was named TV news presenter of the year in 2006. I don’t know what makes him so cool that I want to listen to the same stories over and over again. Maybe it’s because he has a hint of grey hair yet his face says “I will pull Gisele” Maybe it’s because he wears a pink tie with confidence while his face says “I will still pull Gisele” Maybe it’s because even though he is repeating the same news all day, he still keeps us interested in it while his face says “I am the only person who could ever pull Gisele at the click of my fingers” Maybe it’s because he seems like an old friend that is talking to you while his face says “Not only will I pull Gisele, but I will give her such a good seeing to that her modelling career will be over” Maybe it’s because he is just so confident in his ability to pull a supermodel while his face says “Gisele, you have just been JEREMIED!” Maybe…maybe those are the reasons. Just maybe…
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