It is rather inconvenient

Friends of mine keep on telling me about this Al Gore documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. It is about global warming and stuff and my friends said something about “50 years” I was not really listening to them, but I take it in 50 years this earth is going to be rather trashed. Being a person that rather likes the world, I would like to save it. However having no control over our governments whatsoever, there is nothing I can do. I think we should all pack the world up and go back to the old school style of living, Amish style! Obviously we can incorporate a little new technology. We can have solar panels and shit to give us power to charge our iPods and whatever other rubbish we have bought. I would dig to just chill out and plough the fields all day, plough the ladies…wait…did I just type that out loud? Just thinking about the lifestyle relaxes me and puts me at ease. What a charming lifestyle. That was a zen like moment right there. Did you feel it? No, thought not. Anyway if we only have 50 years left then my dreams are shattered. I was planning to at least make 150 years of age. But now that this is out the window, I say we make like Hunter S Thompson. I’m not into the whole drug scene, but I think I will start getting into it. We may as well live the XS lifestyle because I think I would rather leave this planet tripping on acid and ‘shrooms and shit than die from a heat wave or a flood. So I now grant you permission to abuse your body…have fun. (This post was meant as a joke. I take no responsibility for those of you who flip out on drugs and start to believe you are a celery stick or something)