"Hmmm...I want to play Sean's pawn"

I was looking for a photo of a nerdy person to accompany my Sudoku article, because I think Sudoku people are nerdy. So I thought I would look for photos of chess players because they take “loser” to a whole new level. At school we had a chess champion who rode into school one day while it was raining. He hit a speedbump and wiped off his bike while his helmet ground across the rough tar. My friends Jerry and Charles were there to experience it and instead of helping him up they just shouted “Waaaaah!” Classic story. So that is the image I have in my head of chess players. However upon stumbling upon the site http://www.chesspics.com/rating.php?r=1 I came across a hottie. Her name is Sanja Dedijer and I believe she is from Bosnia. Fucking hell she is HOT! I can’t actually believe she plays chess. I think she should sign up at a modelling agency in SA so I can show her around. She probably speaks no English (What do they speak, Bosnish? Bosnian? Does she speak like Borat?) Well it does not matter, conversation is not important. Anyway I’m definitely bookmarking that site for future chess research.