Wednesday, December 06, 2006

How to be famous and pull hot birds




In an effort to show you readers what you have to do to become famous, I started writing an article on it. But about halfway through the article I got tired, because I had been sitting in the sun the entire day. So I crept around in my brain searching for a solution. While I was looking around in my head I found a quote in a dusty corner that said “A picture speaks a thousand words” The paper on which it was written was a little torn, so I think it goes like that. Nevertheless, here are pictures to help guide you on your way to filthy amounts of money, filthy women and a filthy rich lifestyle. It’s the equivalent of a 5000 word article, only better because it saves me writing it, and it saves you reading it.


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