This is clearly what women want

It’s Ron Jeremy

With a headline like this, we should get a million viewers to this site. After all, Ron Jeremy is the number one porn star in the world. Mel Gibson had it all wrong in his movie “What women want” (was it called that?). I have, in my ongoing research into what they really want, found it to be Ron Jeremy that they really want. Forget about reading Mens Health for fitness tips and GQ for grooming tips. Chicks dig the fat and unkempt style of “The Ron”. And they dig his muzzie. Not to mention his piece. Apparently…apparently he really does have a baseball bat and I’m not talking about the type the New York Yankees use to hit the ball with. Yes, he is large. I believe the term “hung like a horse” was started in his honour. Enough of that. But all of this does not explain why he is the world’s biggest (as in most famous) porn star. He was even in the FHM ages ago where they interviewed him. It is this that perplexes me. Why the fuck do women want to be with him? He is the type of kid that get’s mocked at school. He is the type of kid that grows up and get’s the regular office job. He is the kid who has a heart attack at age 30 and pegs off. But not Ron. Ron defied all odds and became super rich. It is thus that life has no rule book. If it were by the book, Ron would either be dead, or alive and unhappy. But he has come through it all and become famous. It is for this reason alone that I feel this world is a ruthless place, where even the ugly, like Ron, become rich.

To read more about him, visit the following link: http://www.askmen.com/toys/interview/34_ron_jeremy_interview.html