Further world domination

My attempts at complete world domination are going well so far. If it were not for people unfairly using my name, I would be living on an island at this very moment. To show more of my impressive writing skills I write in to magazines and reporter.co.za occasionally just to see if they can resist my carefully penned dialogue. It seems they can’t. Not even a magazine with such prestige as GQ can keep away from me. Having had a couple prior letters published by them, I decided to throw some bait out there again. It seems they took it. Visit the link at the bottom of this article and read the letter entitled “On yer bike” Yes that’s mine. I sometimes wonder if GQ publishes my letters because they like them or they just want my name to grace their pages in a feeble attempt to boost circulation figures at certain times of the year. I may never know. Here’s the link: http://www.gq.co.za/index.php?page=letters

In other world take over news, I wrote an article the other day which I was going to post right here. However, being quite a remarkable piece I decided to try and sell it to GQ. It’s quite possibly my biggest attempt yet to overthrow the world. If it works out, who knows what’s next? I can’t say much about it, but it’s got to do with women and space travel which is always going to make for a fucked up read, because we understand neither of these things. I’m waiting for their response. If they say “Yay” you will hear about it here first. If they say “Nay” their office will be no longer. A freelancer named Ben Trovato has recently been cut loose from penning the back page articles for GQ. He has threatened to bomb the GQ building. With an atomic bomb. So if my offer is rejected, I will swiftly be in touch Ben Trovato and we will sip whiskey and braai marshmallows over the burning ruins that was once GQ.