I have absolutely no idea why I used that headline. Maybe because this is in the spirit of Sky News, where everything is made more dramatic than it could ever possibly be.
If you watch Sky News, like I do very occasionally, you will know that you only need to watch it for 10 minutes on a Monday morning because after that everything is repeated. Sky News are like the whore sister of MTV. MTV has the habit of playing a song so often that they kill it in about 12 hours. Sky is currently salivating over this London tornado. Tornadoes happen all over the world, all the time. But just because it’s London, we are all supposed to care. Woop-dee-fucking-doo Basil, I don’t care. So what if a tornado hit London? No one was killed so get over it. If you read my article which I wrote for another website(Which I will give the link to, if they publish it) you will come to learn that in drug tests Pfizer have been doing, 82 people died while testing a new cholesterol drug. Um…I think that’s more important than the 6 people that were injured in a tornado. Anyway. Then one of the reporters asks one of the residents “Was there debris flying around?” No. Roofs were ripped off houses; do you think these roofs just magically evaporate into the air? Come on reporters, wake up! Then she asked “Was there any noise, what did it sound like?” Well, I was not even there and I can tell you what it sounded like. Um…a tornado that is ripping roofs off perhaps? Fuck Sky, where are you getting your journalists from? They are lank shite.
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