I saw a car driving particularly recklessly yesterday and was thinking “Sweet Nick Nolte, why is nobody hooting?” This car was swerving slightly and when the robots went green it took an eternity to take off from them. Then as I got closer I realised it had a big, red “L” on the back window, for learner driver. And then I thought “Why can’t I do this?” I mean think about this. You can drive like an absolute tool if you have this sign on your window. You can do handbrake turns, talk on your cellphone and fall asleep behind the wheel and everyone will just say “Shame, poor learner” You could cause mayhem and no one will care. I think this is beyond genius. It’s actually amazing that one human brain thought this up. You heard it here first.
As you will see the VR3 is sporting a nice big, blue “L”. With all the road rage I am going to be causing, I thought I better use a calming colour. Red is angry. Blue is calming.
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