Random rubbish post(RRP)

Watch out for these RRP’s. They can, and will, strike at any time. They are not really worth reading, but you will read them anyway. I have that type of writing power where even if I wrote “I live in a microwave”, you would read it. You know you would. Anyhow, in my extensive missions that I make to blogging sites, in order to infiltrate their top brass and get myself ranked at number one, I came across a pearler. Or two actually. A blog called “Beer and TV” and another called “BitchAboutWomen” I never knew that was how you spelled “CHAUVINIST”! Shit guys, is life really kicking you so hard in the balls? I did not visit these sites though because as it stood they were unbelievably ranked higher than me. How did such a crime come to be committed? I have no idea but I’m sure as hell going to find out. Until then, I shall be in stealth mode trying to find the reasons for their rankings. 007