I love finding bullshit like this that no one else does, because it’s so stupid. With the headline “Steering with a joystick” on page 12 of the sport section, this is ridiculous. Timberwolves basketball player Eddie Griffin was fined $375 for “inattentive driving”. Then looking at the police report it says “Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and was negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact that he was watching a pornographic DVD displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column in his Escalade vehicle” Furthermore “He was manually manipulating his genitals. DVD covers of a pornographic nature were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed.”
Fucking right they laughed!HA HA HA what a wank! If that’s not the most embarrassing thing I have ever read, then I don’t know! It would have been less embarrassing if a woman was giving him action in the car, because when put in that situation, I guess it’s hard to resist. But giving in to yourself, unbelievable! I love the formal language the cops use. I would have written it like this “Eddie Griffin was totally fucked and tripping balls, he got into his car smashed and drove. He then decided to watch “Busty Blondes Gym Workout With A Difference” and after that had a wank in the car where we found him underneath a pile of cheap porn” How do you recover from a situation like this? I don’t even know if it’s possible. More importantly, how do you get so wasted that you actually do this? Mind boggling.
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