The weekend of greatness

The photo above was from a ride I did in Tokai a while ago. I was supposed to take a picture of the beach when I drove past on Saturday. But idiot forgot the camera. Then I planned to take a photo in Tokai when I went riding on Sunday. But Sunday came round and I missed my ride because I had other things to do. But I bet Tokai looked exactly like this yesterday anyway, so no worries.

Well the weekend swung round and I decided to make some vows. I vowed not to open any more e-mails referring to Britney’s lack of underwear. I have been inundated for the past week with e-mails with headlines such as “Britney’s growler, hi resolution!” or “Britney’s growler, large pics” or “Britney’s gynaecologist forwards these” I don’t fucking care anymore. At first it was funny at what a whore Britney was being. Then it just became gross. Call me conservative, but Brit’s turned into a ho over the past two weeks. Anyway I kept my vow which I am quite proud of. That’s not to say I did not watch Paris’ video another hundred times (That’s actually a joke. Or is it?)

It was a weekend of enlightened writing for me. My semi-coma of writers block got blown away in the breeze, and it was replaced by serious writing. It was actually such a great weekend that I was even speaking in a poetic manner. To enlighten you, here are a couple of lines that were used over the weekend. Interesting indeed.

(Speaking to my mate Mike)- Oh Miketh, whereforth go thou tonight? I thinketh if your wife don’t mindeth that we shall frequent Forres?

(Chatting up some random)- I liveth in a castle. Shall we go forth and shageth?

(Talking to people at the pool at Kelvin)-Henceforth, I sittith in the sun and therforth I turn the colour of a gold bullion. Thereforth people desireth to be with me.

Oh yes, it was a weekend of poetry. But in between the odd conversations I had, I wrote some stuff that is bound to change the shape of the earth. I still have to gather it all together, but when it comes together sometime this week, the earth should stop spinning on its axis.

On Saturday I was chilling at my house and thought “Let’s see what the other half of Cape Town is doing today” Knowing that the other half live on the beach side and do dodgy business deals and therefore have copious amounts of money and drugs I thought “You know the weather is shit at my place, but I bet it’s better over at the other half. They probably called the weather bureau this morning and asked for a little bit of summer sunshine” So I packed up the Speedo, the XXX-treme “mexican tan” SPF-5 coconut oil and made my way to the coast in the VR3 (Ok I lie about the Speedo and the tanning oil) Well clearly you should never assume things because the weather was shit there as well. So I went home. Interesting.

Then yesterday we slipped into 198^th position for a while on Blogtopsites (see the very bottom of the page) which is quite dismal and shocking but it makes a change from always being in the 300’s. Maybe we can make a concerted effort this week and get below 100. But what are the chances? The funny thing is we even had a few hits this weekend on SLXS which is most bizarre. That never happens. There must be snow forecast for Namibia tomorrow, that’s the only thing that could explain this. Either that or I’m winning the lottery on Wednesday.