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As computer warehouse step up the substance abuse

You always know when it’s holiday season in the Cape. People from all over the country come down here to spoil my time at the beach at the hottest time of the year. They come and throw their bodies all over our beaches, forcing us to retreat into the dark of the night. It’s also a time where fine quality drugs enter the land in copious quantities to fuel these holidaymakers. But other than that our local companies also partake in the abuse. Clearly Computer Warehouse needs help from the AA.

Take their ad near Kenilworth centre. I would take a photo but I don’t want to risk getting my camera stolen. The ad says “iPod/MP4 player. R799. 1 GIG.” What the fuck is an MP4 player? Hit them up with some more drugs. Then when I did stop my car some guy shoved this flyer into my face, even though I clearly was in no mood to take it. It says “Bluetooth dongle” What is a dongle may I ask? Hell, maybe this is a real word because spell-check is not underlining it. But what an odd choice of a word for an advert.