What if…

Still being shocked at how shit the people are that work at People magazine I thought to myself...what if? What if I were the editor of such a gossip fuelled tirade of crap? Who would be the sexiest man alive on my list? Granted I am a guy and only woman probably choose this list but I think I can judge good looks when I see them. This photo of Kris Kristofferson(www.kriskristofferson.com) cements his place at number 2 on my list, obviously below Nick "The lady slayer" Nolte. Look at his thousand mile stare, his hair blowing gently in the wind, his eyes piercing every ladies soul on the planet and saying "I'm gonna wine you, dine you, then 69 you!" If a women was stranded in the desert and she was confronted by this sight and that of a huge oasis, she would go to the Kris. He may not provide water to this helpless lass, but would you not want to spend your last moments with People magazines number 2 man? Well I guess you would rather spend it with Nick but if he was unavailable then Kris would obviously be the choice over water and a nice pineapple to eat. I don't know how People magazine can run their sexiest man alive competition ever again once word get's out of my list.