Jeez Louise…

I stole someone’s credit card over the weekend and was all over the website that hosted these photos like a cheap suit. So basically I got a photo of Amanda with her top off which is good news. Even better news is she has a gun in her hand. But Amanda…oh Amanda…if you really want to see a set of guns come to my place. I may even give you and a friends two tickets to the gun show courtesy of myself and Ron Burgundy. I did 1000 gun curls this morning you know… But really, how is that for a great photo to give you a stellar start to the week? You can always count on me to make your Monday better. I know you can’t count on your office mates. There is always some overly keen prerequisite office wanker who, seeing you are in a shite mood, shouts out so the whole office can hear “Well somebody is suffering from a bad case of the Mondays!” Yeah well you are going to be suffering from a bad case of broken face if you don’t shut your mouth.