Fucking lazy hey?

As a human race, how pathetic are we? How lazy can we possibly get? Well it seems we are lazier and more pathetic than we might think. Take the simple situation of parking your car. I am always at a total loss for words when I go to shopping centres. Watching people trying to find parking at Cavendish is like comedy central. People will drive and try to find parking on the first level right outside the entrance doors. Failing that they actually go up one level just to try find parking outside the doors at level 2. Now level 1 has plenty of parking but they don’t want to have to walk. Now I cruise in, park on level 1 far from the doors and use my legs that I was born with and I walk. I walk like a normal human being. Some people will spend 10 minutes looking for a parking spot just so they can save themselves a 50 metre walk. These are the exact same people who will then walk around the entire shopping centre 10 times which equals a fair amount of walking. But they refuse to park anywhere but right outside the doors. These are also the people who get to an escalator that is not working and try to figure out what is wrong. They look at it and realise it is not working and then try and comprehend the fact that they will actually have to walk up the escalator. You can see the puzzled expressions on their faces. Beads of sweat gather around their brows, they say a little prayer and begin the 15 metre walk. You would swear that they were trying to bash through the gates of hell the way they approach a non working escalator. Then there are elevators. I have been into three story buildings where they have elevators. Now this is fine because it caters for disabled people. But when I see an able bodied person enter these I think “Mother of God, where do these people come from?” Do you honestly need a fucking machine to take you one floor up? What has happened in your life that makes you so lazy, so pathetic and just so damn irritating? No wonder people are the size of houses. No wonder disease ravages the human race. No wonder people are dying young. We are not doing anything to better ourselves. We are not digging our own graves. We are too lazy for that. We are standing around while our graves are being dug right below our feet. Which is convenient because then we can just fall in. It saves other people from having to carry us in.