First view this morning

So I finished exams yesterday and I thought it would be cool to go out and see all my friends. You know meet up for a whiskey or 10. After contacting them I realised they were all going to a birthday party and I was not invited. Never one to cry about these things I thought I would brave the nightclubs by myself. So I cruised around town looking for the club where the hottest most down to earth women would be. Anyway after quietly having a drink in the corner at Hemisphere I was approached by a rather beautiful looking girl. The first words that came out of her mouth sounded like sheer poetry. It felt like a cool breeze was blowing over me. I realised that she was Brazilian right away. So I played it cool when she asked what I do. I thought "No point lying to this girl" I told her I'm studying and when I'm not studying I'm watching TV. Expecting for her to leave right away I was shocked when she said "You are sexy man!" I asked her name. "Bundchen, Gisele Bundchen" she said ever so smoothly. I then asked what she does for a living. "I model underwear" she said in her bedroom voice. I was shocked, my friends can stay at their party, this is my night! So we sat at the bar and chatted for many an hour while sipping on the finest whiskeys. Eventually I was utterly legless and could not see properly without closing one eye. I actually thought Gisele was trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me. Because it would have been tough to get me to take her home without my beer goggles on. SO TOUGH! I would never take such a girl home sober. Anyway we decided to leave the common people at the bar and went to my car. She said "No take mine, and take me while you are at it!" The excitement had overcome me and so I got into her Mercedes SL500 and drove off into the dark of the city night. I remember nothing from then on. This Gisele definately drugged me and took advantage of my legless state I was in. I know all of this because when I woke up this morning this was the first sight I saw(See photo above) Gisele said "Take sexy photo of me!" So I did. Well it's a bit difficult to take an unsexy photo of her. She told me this morning that she is here with her friends Karolina and Adriana. So I'm warning people in the Cape Town area to watch out for these girls because they are taking advantage of innocent young men like myself and this should not be tolerated. Can anybody actually verify whether this Gisele Bundchen actually models? I think she just wants me for my money. Anyway I will keep you posted. I have to go now Gisele says she is stuck in the bath naked. I'd rather be reading my book than trying to get her out of the fucking bath to be honest. Ha...models.