Irritating and dumb shop assistants
If there is one thing that turns me into a seething cauldron of rage, it’s those stupid shop assistants who walk around the shop asking if you need any help. When you answer “Yes” and ask them a question they can’t give you an answer. They may as well employ a bunch of fucking helium balloons to float around the shop all day. But the shop assistants who try to sell me stuff I don’t want are the absolute worst. I walk into the shoe store and ask if they have a certain pair of white Nike running shoes in a size 9. They say they don’t but then ask me if I’m interested in another shoe. Without me answering they are busy taking a size 12 pair of black Caterpillar work boots off the shelf and trying to sell them to me. I say those shoes are the exact opposite of what I am looking for and they reply “But they only R399” I don’t care my fist in your face is free and I don’t want those shoes now piss off and let me shop in peace.
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