Archers Aqua

Yes, it’s something for the ladies. This is Christian Bale looking all creatined up. Contrary to popular belief, his motivation for getting in such good shape was not for American Psycho. Rather, he had seen a photo of me somewhere and apparently his first words were “Who is that bus? That is perfection!” He then got in contact with me and I designed a program for him. However I lost most of my bulk when I started mountain biking. But it’s always good to say to people “I trained Batman” My legacy shall live on forever.