Summers back just like sexy is back

Yeah ok so I had to use JT’s song name in the title. Bear with me. I think I’m one of those people who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder which means that I get seriously depressed in winter. I’m not joking. Every winter I don’t just get unhappy, I want to die. As soon as the temperature warms up a little bit I am wearing shorts and a T-shirt again. But the greatest thing about summer in Cape Town is the weather, women and beaches. London summers are shit so I don’t know why all our fellow country mates are moving over there. The place is kak. Shit weather, pale pasty people, the closest you get to a beach is a fucking pavement, you never get to wear shorts, everyone drinks excessively just to cope with what a hole they live in, students run around like they have just shagged Paris Hilton, you can’t just go for a walk in the mountain, chicks wear so much clothes that when you eventually get to SA and catch a glimpse of leg you get a woody and have to stay home the whole day. Yeah, yeah I know Nando’s is now available somewhere overseas but Nando’s can’t possibly make hell seem like a cool place. I could eat 50 Nando’s fowls and I would still think London resembles a bad crack addiction. The only thing I don’t dig about SA is we have Amor and Joost instead of Posh and Becks overseas. I don’t know where they are living now but they are so loaded it’s a joke. Besides Becks is a cool guy. Yes, moan about his voice but he’s worth more than Borats home country, he’s got cool kids and he’s living the life. I’m not that keen on Posh because she never smiles but I’m sure she’s not such a bad chick. She’s got a fit body anyway. You know people say they hate David Beckham but they also say they hate Justin Timberlake. JT is loaded, dated Spit Me Beers in her prime when she was UBËR hot and now he’s shagging Cameron. Yeah, what a shit life. People are only jealous because they poor and their girlfriends are not so nice looking. But I’m poor and I don’t have a girlfriend but I still think he’s cool. So let’s chill out and let summer roll. Nice