People who write computer viruses

These are usually outcast teenagers with nothing better to do than wank and stare at the motherboard of a computer for hours on end. Well I particularly love it when I have written an entire project for college and then some little punk’s handiwork invades my computer and eats up all my work. These useless bastards should stop working so hard at school, make some friends, go to a school social and then go get rottenly drunk afterwards and have sex with a complete stranger. Then they will realize that there is more to life than gigs, ram, PC boards, circuitry and being fucking low life idiots. And so help them God if all my writing gets screwed up by a virus one day.