Crazy punk kids

Every time I hit the night clubs these days I am shocked. When I was younger I would never ever have thought of drinking and smoking and going out to clubs. I was sitting at home doing my homework on a Friday night like a respectable kid should! The other night I was out and there were some little kids in Tin Roof and I thought “Cool field trips kids go on these days” I remember going to some shitty museum and looking at stuff that no one in the world even cares about. But those field trips made me the man I am today. So anyway these kids were running around Tin Roof and while I was trying to figure out what school they were from one of them went to the bar. I felt sorry for her because I knew they did not serve milk. Then my eyes widened, my jaw dropped to the floor and I felt my stomach knot up. I heard a faint murmur from this girl saying “Four tequilas”. I quickly blew this off realising that she MUST have said “Four tortillas” I mean this is an honest mistake from a young child on a field trip because she probably did not realise that bars don’t serve food. I strolled around a little longer trying to put the vibe out which did not work. I had some greasy, old, scary looking guy who kept on standing right behind me and he was freaking me out a little bit. The vibe I was attempting to put out was supposed to attract “Hot, young, fit blonde model”. Instead it all went wrong and I was attracting a dodgy Michael Jackson type. So I kept my eyes on these young girls because I was worried for young kids safety in a club like this because I could still not see their teacher. Next thing I knew four shot glasses were lined up on the table and these girls were knocking them back like juice. The tallest girl held up four little fingers. I thought maybe this was a surrender sign, knowing that what she had just done was wrong. But the barmen just poured another four. “Good God” I thought, what has happened to our kids these days! I wondered why they were not at home doing normal things like having sleep overs and eating junk food. Or maybe even playing with Ken and Barbie. But no, here they were throwing back tequilas, hooking up random people and acting all slutty. Nice. No seriously I’m shocked at kids these days.