Minki pics…scam

So Friday turned crazy when I had friends calling saying “We have the Minki pictures!” To say my mind was racing was an understatement. My mind was on fire. I checked my heart rate. It was 1000bpm. Clinically impossible, but it happened. Anyway I checked my e-mail, saw the photo’s and quite frankly was not that impressed. Look, getting them was better than getting a kick in the face, but still. I think I have seen more provocative photo’s of her on the side of tanks in Iraq and in the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition. So if the ones I have are real, then I don’t know what the fuss is about. You don’t even see any tit, which is disappointing. Well now that that’s out of my life, how am I going to spend my days? I have a couple of flimsy ideas but I will make good of them so as to make sure I live a meaningful life from now on. After all, those photos were the driving force in my life. And I think many people are going to lack enthusiasm for life now that they have seen the photos. Office sickness rates are going to skyrocket, businesses are going to close and the JSE will plummet into hell. Minki, what have you done? And I have now heard the photo’s are fake as well. Fuck me.