Number one blog in the world

In another shameless plug at self promotion I hope that by using this headline, my blog will be at the top of the Google listing when people are looking for the top blogs. It won't work but it's worth trying. But if it does an unnaturally high number of people will visit The Village Idiot, propelling me in to the blogging hall of fame. I will then go on to have an acting career, I will marry a supermodel and die in a foggy drug induced haze. That would be awesome. Until then I just need more people reading this shit I write, other than myself and weird people who have nothing better to do.