Kelloggs Special K= Special Kak

Yes I know you should never say bad things about women and their weight. But this is nothing specific so here goes. I'm probably going to get in a whole load of shit for this but I have nothing to lose because: I am always in the shit anyway
Chicks don't dig me a whole lot anyway

But there are those advert's on television advertising Vitalinea and how it tastes so good without all the fat of other desserts and all the other advertising bullshit. Now every woman is going to fall for this trick and go out and buy Vitalinea yoghurt and eat it by the bucketful. Then they will eat a bag of chips and have a chocolate pudding to reward themselves. And then they get fucked out drunk on the weekend and in the process of drinking all those sugary-sweet-miff-Kool-Aid alcoholic drinks they drink, they drink the equivalent of 100 teaspoons of sugar. Then they wonder why their yoghurt is not making them thin. So they ditch the yoghurt and switch to "Kelloggs Special K" The advert says you can lose something like 2kg's in 2 weeks. But that's because the plan advocates that you eat Special K in the morning and then again for lunch or dinner. Christ if that's all you eating of course you going to lose weight. If all you ate every day was 2 McDonald's burgers you would also lose weight. Not to mention the fact that Special K tastes Special Kak. A taste sensation of lightly boiled sand and carb free and fat free rice grains. What ever happened to going to gym? Because then you can pretty much eat what you like. What happened to eating real food not these fucking processed bars claiming only "90 calories a bar" Well fuck if you want to live on 500 calories a day then good luck to you. Seriously if I had to follow the Special K plan I would be anorexic at the start of the second week. By the end of the second week I would be dead. Special Kiss my ass.