WAKE UP!

You have probably heard of Dirty South-I always see their trucker caps around at YDE and I can't remember where else. So I was looking at their website and clearly these guys made fuck loads of money because they don't work anymore. They must be living the dream on some island after raking in the cash in the early days of business. If you look on their site you will notice things such as "Hot new Brazilian bikinis and lingerie: Coming in 2005" and "2005 Dirty South New Faces Model search" Um...hello...unless I got stuck in a time machine and got sent to the future then everyone else should also be in 2007.

The scary thing is that you can still order things from their website and you can enter a competition. Yeah you bet I would trust my credit card on their site!

Guys if you read this, wipe the coke out your nose, take the tik bulb out your mouth, pull the needle out your arm and get off the beach. Then update your site, fuckers.

Oh well I guess I would do the same if I had lots of cash.