Griffin, I am your father!

Ryan O' Neal, above, completely loses his tits, and his bearings, and his mind...

I thought you would enjoy this story about actor Ryan O' Neal and his son Griffin. This is from CNN:

The actor told the Los Angeles Times that he arrived at his Malibu home Saturday night with a group of friends, including his former girlfriend Farrah Fawcett. They had been celebrating Fawcett's 60th birthday and that she is cancer-free after four months of treatment.

O'Neal's son Griffin, 42, who has a history of alcohol and drug problems, was visiting. O'Neal said Griffin grabbed a fireplace poker, started swinging it and grazed him four or five times.

He "aimed at my head, I ducked, he hit his own girlfriend in the head," O'Neal, 65, told the newspaper.

"I got a little nervous at that point and fled to my room ... and I got my gun," he said.

O'Neal said his son began to come up the stairs with the poker. "So I just fired it into the banister, and that scared him and he fled," he said.

Fucking hell! Imagine your son trying to clean you with a poker?! Cocaine is clearly one hell of a drug. Then to make it worse, he misses the old man and hits his girlfriend. With a poker! Unbelievable. Not just accidentally hitting the bird with a shoe, but a solid piece of steel!

Then, fuck, the old man just pulls out his gun and fires a shot or two! Imagine this happened in your family, it would be completely off the hook. Mind you, I probably would be able to handle this if my parents were loaded. Nothing a new house and car can't fix. Spending vast amounts of money is the ideal way to mend things with father and son.

Shit, where's that fucking poker my old man used to keep...