I just woke up(Actually got up at 6. Fucking neighbours dog. Again. Buying a hand grenade today. Shut up, I know it's illegal) and looked at my post on Barron Trump. What I failed to neglect, wait, that makes no sense.
What I failed to report on, was the hideousness of The Donald. My fuck, is he not one of the ugliest people you have ever seen. But there are ugly people(Rosie O' Donnell) and then there is the Don. He is is a league of his own. I have been scouting the streets for ages now looking for someone with a combover like his and I just can't seem to find one.
He is actually fucking disgusting.
Then I look at his tight wife and I think (Yes, it hurts) "Yeah, I'm sure you are with him for his looks and personality"
Melania is possibly the worlds biggest gold digger. Jesus, if you are a woman can you imagine sleeping with The Don. I feel dirty even talking about it. I mean, Ron Jeremy, the world biggest porn star, is nasty, but at least he has a piece the size of a yellow wood tree to offer you.
This post has turned filthy and I am a bad person.
Yeah yeah yeah.
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