Things I could tell you

I could tell you that the weather is shit today, and that I had just washed my car yesterday.

I could tell you that Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday, aged 39.

I could tell you that some obscure people are playing at Kirstenbosch on Sunday, The Cape Town Highlanders, and therefore I am pleased for the rain.

But I won't tell you any of this. What I will tell you is to keep an eye out for the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Look at the photo below and realise why she "is nice!"



I will also offer something to look at on this not so fine day of the year. It is when the weather is shit like this that I want to be on the beach more than ever. And what better than to offer you a picture of the beach, with a woman on that beach? I want to be on that Malibu beach. Mind you, I want to be on Kristin Cavallari



Then for the women out there, apparently you think this guy is hot. Matthew McConaughey.Personally I think he looks more like the wild man of Borneo than Brad Pitt. But hey, if the rugged Camel man is the type you are after(Or just money) then you are spot on.



With Kristin you get the whole package. Fit body, loads of dollars, probably a slight bitch at times but hey, I can't complain about that. When you sit in your office or wherever you sit, just imagine being in Malibu now, on the beach, with these people. Shit that feels good.

You know it does