You have seen this photo already and I'm not too proud of having it on my site and it was a harrowing experience getting it. I stumbled upon some gay websites like Queerty and Generation Q which was disturbing. Look, if that's your thing it does not worry me, but it's not my thing. For my thing go to the "La Lohan post"
Anyway I don't know what the fuss is about because I still win. Here are my reasons why in a duel, Sean vs Daniel, I win.
1- I am clearly more tanned than Daniel. While he wastes away in London, I turn Mexican along the shores of Cape Town
2- His name is Daniel, mine is Sean. Sean is WAY cooler, so I win.
3- I am still referred to as "Barron" "Enigma" or "Prodigy" He is just the guy that in real life never fucked Emma Watson(Hermione in the Pothead series)
4-I'm not featured on gay websites(Once again, no offence, but Jessica Biels bum is my thing)
5- I am a member of Kelvin Grove. Where is your little membership card, DANIEL?
6- I don't have to live with the fact that I nearly got to come right with Emma Watson. Instead, with me there was no chance, and therefore no broken heart at not pulling her.
7- I am just me, so on that alone I win
8-Look at the photo of me below. A sullen look on my face, pondering the future. On that photo alone I WIN DANIEL!
There you have it
Sean: 8
Daniel:0
Sean wins by knockout
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