Sunday, February 04, 2007

Does Jamie Foxx sport a passion gap?


I have been wondering this for a while, but never ever wrote on it. Looking at Jamie Foxx on the TV, it seriously looks like his two front teeth are fake. Almost like in Delft and the Cape Flats where your teeth are hammered out(Or po*%ed out as they say)

Seriously though, it it possible that he smoked pole before becoming a famous actor? I know when I drive down Claremont Main Road, that all those crack whores have passion gaps. It's good for business. Most of those birds on Main Road are not women, but rather men. I saw one "Chick" with arms bigger than Hulk Hogans. She will FUCK you up. Never mind a pimp, she will end you if you don't pay her her 50 cents or whatever she charges for a full house.

I think Jamie, who says he is, the these days trendy "African American"(Since when are you African when you have never set foot in the land? My mom is Dutch and I don't go running around smoking pot at coffee shops and saying I am a distant relative of Goldmember) could rather be "Delft-American"

Sometimes you can just see when people have false teeth. Like that secretary in the American version of The Office now airing in SA, it looks like she has some falsies.

All the better to make the boss happy with...

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