Something smells fishy

And it's not Paris or Britney getting out of a car with no underwear on(Much more than you...or I...needed to know)

I was basking in the sun at the pool yesterday reading the Sunday Times and I came upon a column called Wired by Damon Boyd.

In it, he says that reports coming out of the US say that Robbie Williams puts back 36 double espressos, 20 Red Bulls and 60 cigarettes EACH DAY. I promise you, there is enough caffeine and nicotine in there to kill a fucking llama. This sounds a bit much, even for my excessive way of thinking. Now I know Johnny Cash was known to knock back 100 pills a day, 50 uppers, and 50 downers, but in all essence he was fucking Johnny Cash! Johnny Cash can do what he wants, when he wants, without side affects(Except that motor neuron disease he now has, not surprisingly)

But Robbie is Robbie. His song Angels may make me cry myself to bed at night, he may have teenage girls wanting to sleep with him, but this gives him no right to abuse 36 double espressos, 20 Red Bulls and 2 packs of cigarettes every 24 hours.

If there is a doctor in the house then this is what I want to know: Is this all humanly possible? Would he survive one day of this abuse?

Are our US sources making this stuff up? Because to me it sounds like a little source is being very untruthful to The Robster.

Come on, let's see the truth.