The lady in my head

Kind of sounds like the lady in red

I was just listening to Chris DeBurghs Lady In Red (Just connecting with the Barry White inside of me. Or possibly the Barry Gibb. Maybe Marvin Gaye? Prince even?) when it occurred to me that his daughter is a belter. I have much knowledge inside my head and it comes out at the most random of times. Like right now for instance. I remember his daughter winning something. So I Googled her(That's now why she has a lazy eye) and found out that she won Miss World in 2003. Well that's the year I found on some random website. It could be 2004, but I don't really care.

She is fantastic though, Chris is definitely living the life. He sings romantic songs, after which he shags every lady in Ireland(Just made that up but it's probably true) and then goes on to have a very nice looking daughter.

Life must suck for Chris.

But Rosanna is fantastic, very easy on the eye, probably a bit of a rabid cheetah in bed and most notably. FUCKING RICH.

Pretty much all you could ever want in a woman.

Now get back to washing those dishes, Rosanna...(Once again a very unfunny, sexist joke. Why do I do this the whole time? Because I can)