I make many trips around the land to pick up bits and pieces. I have just got back from the Dis Chem Pharmacy in Canal Walk, where I went to buy some roofies so that I can come right tonight(Once again Sean...NOT a funny joke...so don't laugh anyone...knew you wouldn't anyway)
Anyway I walk past the supplement section where the two biggest numb skulls ever were standing. You have to go and see this for yourself, it's fucking funny. There were two incredibly ripped mother fuckers, wearing T-Shirts with USN and all that other crap on them. They were just standing there, in silence, watching the TV where there was a weight lifting video on. They were watching a guy do arm curls. Oh my fuck that is exciting!
NOT!
These guys may be really big, people may be really impressed by their muscle, but sweet Jesus they are stupid people. That is the epitome of stupid. Imagine being turned on by weights. Even better than these two guys, I was paging through Arnold Schwarzeneggers book a while back and he says that when lifting weights it felt like he was coming! Ha! That is ludicrous! So next time you walk past a big guy lifting weights in gym, just know that he is coming. Fuck that's disgusting, I cant believe I write such filth. It's quite amusing though.
Anyway, back to these pharmacy guys:Two grown men watching another grown man lift a weight with his arm. Absolutely mind boggling. You must go there to experience it, it's so funny in real life I bet you will piss your pants, I nearly did!
Shit, what a day, what a day.
Good times.
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