While we are going completely off our heads, and this is also from Forbes(Shit I love that site), we have a nice little boat to row across the ocean.
This is the exact wording from the site:
For Adventurers
The boat: Absinthe
The itinerary: Alaska
The damage: $168,000/week
With just eight cabins but a crew of 19, including two chefs who will cook your freshly-caught fish or crab, Absinthe offers the ultimate in pampered adventure. There's an on-board helicopter for land excursions and a lavish sky lounge with big windows and sleek wood paneling. Each stateroom has its own flat-screen television and Internet access.
Good fucking grief! It's got it's own helicopter! I want to sleep with that boat. You read right. I don't want to sleep in it, I want to sleep with it. At over R1 million a week, it's a small price to pay for getting as much ass as you can fit on the boat. Glorious. It's also aptly named Absinthe, the drink that fucks you up. And I guarantee, after going on this boat, you will be all fucked up.
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