If you, like me, are an astute young business person(Mmmm...very PC. Not a businessman. A business person) you will probably read TIME magazine. I just kind of skim through all the crap though to the backpage where they do celebrity interviews. I also read the quotes and a column called “Numbers” They give a number and then explain what it relates to. I was reading a TIME the other day and it said something about $5,6 million is thrown into wishing wells every year(I think that's just in the States but I could be wrong). Now I'm not a clever person but logic screams at me saying “Fuck you could be rich if you just traversed the globe( I was going to say “travelled the world” but what I wrote makes me sound highly intellectual. I'm like a dictionary. Amazing) emptying out wishing wells” Then I thought, “Who actually came up with this number of $5 million or so?” Because the person who did is very rich. In order to count this money they must have stole it. Bastards.
As I like to do actual research on the bullshit I write, I'm going to get in contact with The Cousin, Darren, who is doing research from his office in Kirstenbosch. Not only can I use him to gain access to all sorts of illegal grass and stuff they grow in the greenhouses at Kirstenbosch(Nice!), but I can also use him to provide a distraction while I empty out that wishing well. It's called the something or other pool and there is always money in it so I think it's worth having a look at how much cash I can make.
So I definitely think a visit to The Cousin will be worthwhile and could pay off with the monetary values in my kiddies bank account skyrocketing. Maybe then I can persuade the bank manager that I am actually careful with my money and maybe he will let me upgrade to a real adults account. Then I will also not be embarrassed anymore when I draw money with my “Goof Troop” ATM card. It's all in the planning stages but I have a good feeling about this...
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