All hail to Sean!

Many words have been used to describe me over the years, ranging from “enigma” to “child prodigy”None of this has ever meant anything to me at all. Labels don't phase me. However, I believe that after this weekend another label will be attached to my name. And that will be “photography guru” I know, I know, I am all that is man. However, just have a look at the following photos of a young lady(Well, a young ladies very pert ass) and I am sure you will agree that nobody else at the J&B Met took such a classy photo. I was standing at the Culture Lab tent, waiting to annihilate another Red Bull and Vodka, when I noticed an obstruction at the bar. And it was this young lady.



So I decided, in the interests of public excitement, that a photo opportunity was unfolding right before my very eyes, and right in front of my jaw which had just dropped onto the dusty grass in amazement. When enjoying these photos, please take a close look(Like you aren't already, and notice her black G-String) I'm guessing La Perla, but hey, that's just my initial assumption. I will have to take a longer look to see whether it could in actual fact be Victorias Secret(If it is, it's not a secret anymore) Sit back, enjoy, and thank me. Just save the applause for later.



I apologise profusely for not getting a photo of her face, but I'm sure you will forgive me. After all, that was the least of my worries. Thank you young lass. For everything. And thank you, Sony, for making such a tiny camera.