I have been looking for this gem for ages and finally I stumbled upon it. A fucking home spa. A portable one. Just when you think the home shopping network can't think up any more shit, they give us this. The R699 home spa.
It says you can watch TV, read a book or talk on the phone while using the spa. This thing is way beyond me. Can you actually imagine reading a book while sitting in this thing? I can't even imagine sitting in it in the first place. It's younger brother however is the Sauna Belt. For R499 you can wrap a sauna around your stomach. This is all too ridiculous. How fucking embarrassing must it be if friends come round and you have a sauna wrapped around your stomach to lose weight. Do you really believe this is the way to lose weight? Try something that at least requires some effort, Slim.
Shit this wine is good.
Update: By the way, if any of you readers want to buy this horrendous piece(s) of equipment you can conveniently follow this link and throw your money at the fools who make this sauna. I'm warning you though...if I find out any of you have actually bought this...there will be trouble.
Buy it at: www.glomail.co.za
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