The possibilities at stupid puns are endless when your surname is "Wood" I was browsing the newspapers over the weekend(In between cheap white wine and time in the sun) and it mentioned that Evan Rachel Wood has been seeing Marilyn Manson and this contributed to his split with his girlfriend Dita Von Teese(Who never seems to be wearing clothes) How a young girl like this manages to be corrupted by Marilyn Manson is too much for my mind. I mean, he looks like he is not real. He just looks all fucked up. She looks so sweet, tender, utterly whore-ish(I'm allowed to say this now that she has hooked up with him). Anyway, that's HollyWOOD. Ha ha ha! I'm genius. But her friend from thirteen(Nikki Reed on the left in the photo) is much hotter than she is. And she is always a dirty girl in her movies which put's her at my current number 1 on who I WOOD definately like to see in a Paris Hilton video.
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