This from MSNBC:
Britney Spears’s friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly.
The friends’ concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.
Jesus Brit! Now I'm not usually into writing about this celebrity bullshit unless it's really worth it. But firstly, she is fucking like a racehorse, and then chundering up peanut butter! I know someone who once vomited while he was out and then said, totally seriously, "Why don't chicks dig me?" It has now become a classic line between me and my friends. Can you imagine Britney chundering up peanut butter then going "Why don't guys dig me?" I have the most fucked up picture in my head. I saw the photos on www.X17online.com and it does not look like she vomited the peanut butter up, but it's a good story anyway.
Everybody in Hollywood loves to get pregnant. I need some cash so I think a weekend in L.A might be worthwhile. Give Lindsay Lohan a good seeing to after plying her with Jack 'n Lime, get her pregnant, marry her Las Vegas style and then claim copious amounts of money and head the fuck home to S.A to buy my Llandudno house. This is a foolproof way of living life excessively.
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