Myspace and other web rubbish

A while back I tried to set up a Myspace account to see what all the fuss was about. And I was not that impressed. Basically it's a whole bunch of bullshit where people post photos of themselves and tell you about their lives and how depressed they are and shit. Guess what? I don't fucking care. I don't care your boyfriend dumped you or that you are giving up sweets for a month. I truly don't. Blogs have a tendency to be like this as well(Except, of course, this one) Here we try and write well articulated shit that if anything, might make you laugh. Or not. So I set up an account and then it became a mission because I had to start loading photo's of myself and writing down what fucking food my dog eats and whether I watered my lawn on Mondays or Wednesdays. It just became tiresome. So I forgot about Myspace.

But after being confronted by some chick called “Tila tequila” in literally every magazine I opened, I had to check this one out. She was in TIME magazine, GQ, fuck she's everywhere except in my house. Now Tila has become an absolute millionaire from Myspace. She sells clothing, hosts shows, gets her kit off for magazines and sings. That's so Hollywood. Sing, act, model, be a hero by coming to Africa to “save” us, and all the other shit celebrities are required to do. Oh, and adopt a Malawian kid. Ok, off the topic.

So I took a look at her Myspace page and it was boring. There were some photos, you could listen to her horrendous singing, there were photos of the magazine covers she has done, their were some posts where she spoke about herself and so on and so forth. She actually became a millionaire from this horse shit. This to me is unbelievable. She has no talent other than showing us her tits and ass. Which is not a bad thing, but there are plenty of women who are willing to go kit off and not all of them make money. Some make $1 a day. I am astounded by this whole Myspace phenomenon.

Then there is Wikipedia. This is an online encyclopedia but posts can be edited by anyone who cares to edit them. In other words a bunch of complete idiots who can just post as much bullshit as they want on topics they don't care about. I could probably type my name in and say “Sean Lloyd, 18th century warrior, bronzed gladiator, lady slayer supreme. Ate his steak while still on the cow, drank his milk while still in his wifes tits. Lived until 1907(Yes, he lived through the entire 1800's), whereupon he drank poison to take his life in order for someone else to have a chance at coming right with all the women he had left broken in his wake” I could probably do that. But there is no fucking point. Put it this way, if I was in school and was doing some research I would not go to Wikipedia for answers. I'd go to a normal encyclopedia.

One thing that is not bullshit is YouTube. It's amazing. Do me a favour and do a search for the following:

Chopper(Choppers weather report is legendary)
Rick James and Charlie Murphy

It's things like these videos that make me think “Fuck, the world is cool” But it's things like Myspace and Wikipedia that make me go “What the fuck am I doing on this earth?”