Sucks if you not living in Cape Town

I took this photo last Sunday and I was just looking through these photos now. Then I started to think "Fuck it, imagine not living in Cape Town?" It was one of my deeper, more profound moments that I have had lately. The thought of living in Joburg, or God forbid, LONDON, brought a tear to my eye. Can you IMAGINE living in Joburg, no ocean, all those Joburg type people who think they are fucking New Yorkers trying to act busy all day. And can you imagine actually working a whole week? Joburg may be where all the business is. Joburg is work. Cape Town is pleasure. All the modelling agencies are here so the beaches are never without talent(Especially during the week when all the out of work models are tanning topless on Clifton...shit shouldn't have said that now everyone is going to be going to the beach when I do) Then there are just the Joburg peoples mindset. Work work work. When they ask me what I did last week and I say "Fuck all actually. Clifton, had a braai, cruised around a bit" They actually think that I have lost my mind. Not that I'm saying they must move down here. No, Cape Town is getting too overcrowded for my liking as people from around the world move here. Even Caprice the model has bought a house here, I think in Camps Bay somewhere. As we attract more rich and famous people it only betters my chances of marrying a Gisele Bundchen type and travelling the world with her. So I'm going to stick it out here forever, because shit it's cool. Granted we do have some people who actually do think they are New Yorkers, even though they are originally from Kenilworth. They walk around like they own Cape Town, like they have their own Trump Towers in the centre of town. That's the only problem with having so many good looking and famous people in Cape Town. People who are not the business, think they are the business. Now every semi-decent girl is a model and thinks she is the business. Meanwhile in actual fact she is the business bicycle, hitting the "casting couch" if you know what I mean. Everybody you meet in Cape Town is "Well, like, you know, I've been going to some castings, so I'm just waiting to hear from that" But hey, I shouldn't be complaining, because I don't know these people...