Woolworths Fruit Salad

I quite enjoyed this Fruit Salad that I just bought at Woolworths.

So through my intricate thought pattern, I created a story out of nothing. Amazing.

Kid comes home

"Mom, my ADHD is off the fucking hook!" (Insert: For Delft kids: "Mummie, my ADHD is mos in it's p%@s in!")

"Why sweetpea, too many sweeties?"

"No mom the psycholologist head person said I must eat more fruit to balance my blood sugar levels to even out my concentration. I ate four today and now I'm tripping balls and flipping my tit's into a sugary coma"

"Did the naughty teachers sprinkle crack rocks onto your salad honey?"

"No ma, Woolworths sold me this KAK fruit salad!" (Pulls out wrapper)

"Woolworths you MOTHER FUCKERS! Now I have to watch Johnny all night while my husband has now wasted another 2 Viagra's!"

That's the article really. Not too much to say on it. Don't think about it too much. My brain works differently to others. Or it's the combination of reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and consuming a few fruit salads. Or just a great writer.

That's good times folks...