Saturday, April 21, 2007

Our artillery receives a boost


As some of you may know I always carry around two sets of keys, a notebook, pencil, digital camera, iPod(Old school one), wallet, phone and sunglasses. This is the stuff I ALWAYS have one me, you never know when you need a camera. I need mine all the time to document my life for my "E! True Hollywood Story" And now I carry a Swiss Army knife it seems.

You see, this morning,after not going out last night and mingling with birds and smoking cigars that are no doubt not paid for, I felt empty inside. So I got in the car, went to Cape Union Mart and bought myself a Swiss Army knife for no apparent reason. I have no idea what to do with it now.

It really is odd that I would do such a thing.

Well I guess it will come in handy soon, and then I will tell you. Until then I'm wondering why I bought it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is only your artillery when you're out winning the next pulitzer prize. When SLXS and BMP hit the town all sean carries is the keys to the Rolls and a WHOLE BUCKET OF LUBE. Knives are unnessary when you have a man with an impenetrable chest with you. for real.