Yes, I do love Woolworths
Even more so now that they are opening a 24 hour Woolworths in Claremont, at the Engen, right opposite Sobhar, brilliant!
I have no doubt that they are going to fucking clean up. And I am going to lose less friends to food poisoning from dodgy garage pies as well. Last count, five were dead "by the pie".
But this is genius by Woolworths. Turnover at this store is going to be bordering on money rape, that's how much money they will make. I guarantee it. The owner may as well retire now, he has won. I won't even go into the number of dirty birds that are going to visit this Woolworths in their drunken, pot hazed states. I think Engen might just become the new party spot. Woolworths near Gardens cleans up every day, they always win. And now it's Claremonts turn.
What better place to have a 24 hour food store than on the Boulevard of broken dreams? I'm excited already. Now if they could only open tonight for after Tiger Tiger it would be great.
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