Saturday, April 21, 2007

Just your standard "Sex Fest"


Some of the more avid readers will have read another time about the club "@mospheer" having a "Bitch Fight" earlier in the year. Old boring feminists(Oh fok nou's ek in die kak!) wrote in to The Tatler saying that was atrocious and so on and so forth.

Because I am always on top of all the best parties in town I found this for you. A Sex Fest. Just another clean party where we can all sip hot chocolate and have a pillow fight.

Oh, and don't forget on Thursday 26 April Kelvin Grove are having their "Under 30's" party. There is now R50 entrance fee but I hear it gives us "extra special treatment" That's a lie, but it will be cool. Get there for about 8pm, I'm camping there on my usual recliner round the pool from about 11am.

But how about this kids!

A good old fashioned lingerie show and "Sex Fest" I saw this on that road, I can't remember what it's called, near Kelvin.

I unfortunately must miss this party as @mospheer sounds like a place where heavy artillery come standard and I frankly, well, "I choose life" I don't know where @mospheer is and I have no intention finding out. I don't like guns 'n drugs either.

Catch you out on the town.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Atmos-tik! Interested in a sex fest there! I heard that last week there was a chick there with front teeth, so now they think its classy and want a cover charge...