Wonder Pizza

This can only be possible overseas!

The Wonder Pizza machine would make it's owner an absolute millionaire if it stood outside Tin Roof at night. Or anywhere in town really. Maybe put one outside the 24hr Woolworths in Gardens.

Basically, for $5(About R35) you can get a hot pizza in about 90 seconds. It holds 102 pizzas, each in their own sealed trays, and there are three topping choices, brilliant! So when you are fuck drunk, and that garage pie is looking like roadkill(Which it very well could be) then this is your ticket to sobriety(If I can use that word in this context)

This is what party peoples dreams are made of.

Whenever I am thinking up various clever inventions in my head, I always think "But everything has been done already"

Clearly I was wrong.

Never fear, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.