Chopper!

Firstly, how is the complete fuckfest between Joblog, 20ceansvibe and everyone? It's madness and is getting me quite aroused. That's a blatant lie.

Anyway, I thought I had it tough...fuck me these guys are being utterly annihilated out there. Sexy times guys...sexy times...now let's not lose our pants just yet.

Anyway, I was just eating tuna on rice cakes, as most body builders like myself and Shameen Adams do. Seriously, if you want to see Shameen in action, he works out at Claremont Virgin Active and owns the supplement store right next to the bank. He has actually had the honour of having a gun workout with me before and ever since then he won't stop harassing me for training programs and shit like that. Not to mention rice cakes and tuna when he runs out.

Off the topic. But as I was eating my protein, I thought back to my post on Heather Mills McCartney and how she needs to harden the fuck up. So I found out about the real Chopper whose name is Mark Read. He actually had his ears cut off in prison so he could get a transfer. Finally, a man harder than me. And Colin Moss. That's a joke. Colin is not hard at all.

But the cool thing is, the thing that has had me aroused(A blatant lie again) all day is the fact that the movie Chopper is coming on on Thursday night on E-tv at about 10pm. So you can basically get your rocks off watching Chopper(With Eric Bana starring) and then completely flip your tits trying to spot the invisible man in the cheap porno that they will probably show afterwards. Or is that only on Saturday nights? I forget. Fuck I'm too busy these days. Ok I'm getting ready for Tiger Tiger tonight where some very naughty(And no doubt very young) girls are in big trouble.

Take the blog wars easy boys.