Thursday, March 08, 2007

Perfect pairing


You may all know that a little time back Heather "Harden the fuck up" Mills McCartney was dropped as a spokesperson for PETA(People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) I, being a highly qualified matchmaker, still think she would make a rocking spokesperson for the international brand GAP. Or locally, maybe we should start up a clothing store called "Passion GAP" and make her our spokesperson. We would make millions. The photo does not show her gap in all it's glory, but I know it is there. In most photos you see of her she is not smiling. I think she trawls the web removing photos of her smiling. Funny enough, if you type in "Heather Mills McCartney" into Google, all you get is references to her porn movie. Great legacy she is leaving behind.

I do realise this single post is sending me straight to hell

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