I stayed up late enough last night to see my father on that show he hosts. Late night with Conan 'O Brien. He is just bizarre. Anyway if you have not seen the phenomenon that is my daddy, then check it out HERE:
Here are some quotables from this week:
Britney Spears's manager is denying reports that Britney passed out on New Year's Eve and instead says she was exhausted and fell asleep after leading the New Year's Eve countdown. When asked why she was so tired, Britney said: "Countin' is hard!"
The other day in Spain, a 67-year-old woman gave birth, making her the world's oldest new mother. Reportedly the mother and baby are doing fine, but the doctor is still nauseous.
While not funny on the surface, when El Conando tells them, you will be going completely nuts. I nearly ate my microwave last night. With the cat in it. Clearly not funny.
I think on his site, and great if you are abusing the internet at work, because you get paid such shit from your boss and you need to use all his internet to feel that you have any worth, and any soul, that you can now watch his episodes on the internet. GENIUS!
Go have a look, just don't look at any of his stuff when Kate, the office hottie is around, because you will get a semi. Actually, you might want to get one when Fire, the office whore is around. So happily check this site out if she is within arm, or Johnson, length. Ha, I said length. God, I should be 10 years old.
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is this the best you can write on your birthday
Oh FUCK! My birthday! Good fucking grief, that's now the third anniversary of me forgetting it. Clearly cocaine is one hell of a drug. Shot for the the reminder though, I'm putting it in my diary right now. And that is not only the best I can write on my birthday, that's just the best I can write because I'm a pretty bad writer. Oh the pain of not being loved...
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